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Total Medals Earned: 78 (From 28 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,385 Points

Alice is Dead - Ep 3

Brawn Unlocked 9/11/10
10 Points
The more aggressive problem solver.
Brain 10 Points The more thoughtful problem solver.
Out With a Ding 25 Points Beat the Game
Lucky Rabbit's Foot Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/95 points)

Another Small Favor

A Small Stitch Unlocked 12/13/09
25 Points
Help the town tailor find a green, furry shawl.
Flower Power Unlocked 12/13/09
25 Points
Find medicinal blue flowers for the good doctor
Hunt the Hunter Unlocked 12/13/09
25 Points
Eliminate the Pig Hunter
Spider Slayer Unlocked 12/13/09
25 Points
Kill a spider, save a kitty.
Another Small Favor Unlocked 12/13/09
100 Points
Accomplish your mission to find a new identity.

Medals Earned: 5/5 (200/200 points)

Applez

Aversion to death Unlocked 12/13/09
5 Points
Complete an easy level without dying
Dog person Unlocked 12/13/09
5 Points
Stomp a cat
Obey gravity, it's the law Unlocked 12/13/09
5 Points
Attempt to double jump
REALLY a dog person Unlocked 12/13/09
5 Points
Stomp a cat while fat
Slow and steady Unlocked 12/13/09
10 Points
Get to the flag when fat
Brutal takedown 10 Points Mid-air axe death
Like a chubby vampire 10 Points Death by spikes when fat
Skilled at not dying 10 Points Complete a hard level without dying
Jump, magic jump 25 Points Find and use the golden bounce pad
Untouchable 25 Points Complete a hard level without taking damage
Curious 50 Points Find a secret area
Godslayer 50 Points Defeat the cat god
Royal rainbow 50 Points Vomit on the princess
Collector 100 Points Find all 3 secret areas

Medals Earned: 5/14 (30/360 points)

Ching Chong Beautiful

Ignorance Isn't Bliss Unlocked 12/22/09
5 Points
Finish the Tutorial
Ching Champion! 25 Points Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall 25 Points Fall a long time for your ancestors
Long Slide 25 Points Slide a HELLA long time!
Too Close! 25 Points Save yourself from falling ten times
Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)

Dadgame

Guardians Unlocked 12/13/09
5 Points
Defeat the Footie Twins
Bad Transit Unlocked 12/13/09
10 Points
Defeat TRN-1
Heavy Weapons 5 Points Defeat Battbot
Monkey Biz 5 Points Defeat Ootkey
Freeroes 25 Points Get Secret Ending
Kaminari Ninja 25 Points Defeat Raijinmaru
Patricide 25 Points Defeat creator of Dadgame
Story Easy 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Story Hard 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Hard
Story Normal 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
WSW Tribute 25 Points Defeat Final Weapon
Cheating Death 50 Points Defeat Mecha-Death
Debugger 50 Points Defeat Phantom
Presto! 50 Points Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Tower Offender 50 Points Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
Dadgamer 100 Points 100% Completion

Medals Earned: 2/16 (15/500 points)

Deliver That Fulp

Filthy Hands Unlocked 12/13/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Hercules Unlocked 12/13/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
XYZZY Unlocked 12/13/09
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Just Can't Wait Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Can't Concentrate Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Confuzzled Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Goodbye World Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Play Again? Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Speedy Delivery Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thats Disgusting! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Wrong Way Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
You're Too Slow! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
It's A Boy Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/13 (45/155 points)

Epic Battle Fantasy 2

Kitten Kart Unlocked 12/13/09
10 Points
Destroy the cat's mobile fortress.
Battle Cat 10 Points Bring NoLegs to the battlefield.
Giga Golem 10 Points Master the elements.
Guardian 10 Points Smash up an elite sentry.
Invincible 10 Points Survive with 1HP remaining.
Max Radiation 10 Points Fire the Ion Cannon for the first time.
Minigamer 1 10 Points Get 5000 points in part one.
Minigamer 2 10 Points Get 6000 points in part two.
Noob 10 Points Kill yourself.
Oblivion 10 Points Swept away by waves of fire.
Sand Worm 10 Points Eat worms for breakfast.
Zombie Hydra 10 Points Slay the undead dragon.
Middle Tier 25 Points Beat the game on Normal Difficulty.
Minigamer 3 25 Points Get 10,000 points in survival.
Sword Master 25 Points Try out all swords.
Beast Master 50 Points Complete the bestiary by scanning all foes.
Leet Tier 50 Points Beat the game on Hard Difficulty.
Overkill 50 Points Hit the damage limit of 99999.
Valkyrie 50 Points Defeat the final boss and save the world.
God Tier 100 Points Beat the game on Epic Difficulty.

Medals Earned: 1/20 (10/495 points)

Epic War 4

GhostBuster Unlocked 7/23/10
5 Points
Completed Phantom Ghost Stage
TrojanDestroyer 25 Points Destroy Trojan Army
AngelSlayer 50 Points AngelSlayer
GoblinAddicted 50 Points Defeat GoblinMadness Stage
GrindFest 50 Points Unlock All Upgrades
HaltTheBigBang 50 Points Defeat BigBang Stage
TrickLordBaal 50 Points TrickLordBaal
EpicHero 100 Points Clear All Epic Mode
MasterOfWar 100 Points Clear All Hard Mode

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/480 points)

Feed the King

Adrenaline Rush Unlocked 10/14/10
5 Points
Perform a Danger Bonus!
Precise Unlocked 10/14/10
5 Points
Perform an Accuracy Bonus!
Back to Work Unlocked 10/14/10
10 Points
Wake up the Guard!
Expired Explosion 5 Points Blow up a bomb with a rotten cake!
Cakesaver 10 Points Buy the Cake Rescue Power Up.
Lifesaver 10 Points Buy the Life Rescue Power Up.
Slowsaver 10 Points Buy the Time Slowdown Power Up.
Timesaver 10 Points Buy the Time Rescue Power Up.
Fortune 25 Points Earn an Overall of 10 000 Coins!
Adores Eating 50 Points Eat 75 Cakes in a row.
Bird Collector 50 Points Capture 10 Birds in a Single Round.
Bonus Frenzy 50 Points Reach 30 Bonus Multiplier.
Picky Picker 50 Points Gather 8 Pickups in a Single Round.
Space Buster 50 Points Stack 130 Cakes in a Single Round.
Supreme Scorer 50 Points Score 150 000 points.
Alienated 100 Points Find the strange flying object located high above the stars!

Medals Earned: 3/16 (20/490 points)

Friday: The Game

DERP! Unlocked 4/24/11
5 Points
Fail at typing
Oh Poop II Unlocked 4/24/11
5 Points
You found some poo!
Burn Baby Burn! 5 Points Disco inferno
Cereal Killer 5 Points What a nutty way to die!
Have a Nice Trip! 5 Points See you next FALL!
Oh Poop 5 Points Wrong game, jackass!
Oh Poop III 5 Points Well, at least now you fit into
Road Kill 5 Points Fall out of the car.
Suicide 5 Points Just like in every other text based game EVER!
ZAP! 5 Points What a SHOCKING experience!
Going Viral 10 Points Based on a true story.
Partyin, Partyin, NO! 25 Points Just say NO !
Poop Princess 25 Points Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Winaholic 25 Points Find all 3 good endings.
Everybody's Rushin 50 Points Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Loseaholic 50 Points Lose in every way possible.
Partyin, Partyin, YEAH! 50 Points Get to the party!
FUN! FUN! FUN! FUN! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/18 (10/385 points)